No, my nose is not too close to my own butt. I must be pms cuz noises and smells are grossing me out. Yesterday a co-worker came to eat his lunch in my office with me and the sound of him chewing nearly made me slit his throat. This morning someone down the hall was toasting a bagel and it smelled like p-o-o-p to me. Then I smelled p-o-o-p in the stairwell. It wasn't on my shoes or in my office. THEN, while walking toward the O.R. suites I smelled it again but didn't say anything (because my office-mate already was beginning to think I had p-o-o-p on the brain) and my office-mate said "I smell p-o-o-p!"
and there it was! A long trail of watery crap all the way down the hall! I hope this isn't an indication of how the rest of my day is going to go.